Newport Pizza

There was a cigarette ad with a heart-shaped pizza. I like the Internet.

When I was in college seven zillion years ago, before YouTube, I used to listen to audio clips of Kids in the Hall sketches OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Gavin is just my favorite person on the planet and still, seven zillion years ago, I know a lot of these by heart.

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2. AB Positive Blood Anti-Discrimination Campaign: “I’m Not a Blood Type”

NEVER FORGET

GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS RABBIT AND GET IT IN MY HOUSE AND POCKET

IS THIS THE BEST ONE? IF NOT, IT’S PRETTY CLOSE.

I’m going to be arrested for being 33 years old and going to this.