The Beaver Boys are rushed to the emergency room when the level of shrimp in their systems becomes dangerously high. — List of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! episodes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
It seems to me that the world would be a much better place, and that people would be much more rightly popular, if they talked less. Because so little of what most people say is actually worth hearing. — Introverts of the World, Unite! - Sage Stossel - The Atlantic
Since their marriage, Mary Kay and Vili Fualaau have hosted three “Hot for Teacher Night” promotions at a Seattle night club with Vili serving as the disc jockey and Mary Kay as host —
Just doing some reading today.
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A normal day for me is pretty much the same as a normal day for everyone else: I sit in front of a computer for a bunch of hours, quietly wishing that the walls would catch fire and I would finally be freed from this mortal coil in the brightest immolation the world has ever seen, and when I’m done doing that, I watch a little bit of TV. — “Keanu And I Both Love Pandas!” | Videogum