June 2013
1 post
May 2013
5 posts
“The Beaver Boys are rushed to the emergency room when the level of shrimp in their systems becomes dangerously high.”
—List of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! episodes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“It seems to me that the world would be a much better place, and that people would be much more rightly popular, if they talked less. Because so little of what most people say is actually worth hearing.”
—Introverts of the World, Unite! - Sage Stossel - The Atlantic
“Since their marriage, Mary Kay and Vili Fualaau have hosted three “Hot for Teacher Night” promotions at a Seattle night club with Vili serving as the disc jockey and Mary Kay as host”
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Mary Kay Letourneau - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Just doing some reading today.
April 2013
10 posts
“The Learning Annex offers a wide range of classes, on topics as diverse as “How to Develop & Write a Winning Business Plan”, “Intro to Pole Dancing”, “How to Write a Book Proposal That Publishers Can’t Refuse”, “How To Talk To Your Cat”, “How to Buy Foreclosed Property”, “Make Contact with Lost Loved Ones”, “How to Shoot Your Own Live Adult Video”, “Kabbalah-Dating”, “How to Create Magical Spells”, “Discover Your Past Lives - Who Were You Before?”, “How To Make Your Own Soap” and “How To Marry the Rich”.”
—The Learning Annex - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Matt Langer: Tumblr is incredibly →
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- We’re incredibly proud of our partners’ creativity and have been constantly amazed by how well these creations can fit into our Dashboards.
- We’re incredibly excited to announce the launch of the new Tumblr app!
- Dialogue about these behaviors is incredibly important and online communities…
“A normal day for me is pretty much the same as a normal day for everyone else: I sit in front of a computer for a bunch of hours, quietly wishing that the walls would catch fire and I would finally be freed from this mortal coil in the brightest immolation the world has ever seen, and when I’m done doing that, I watch a little bit of TV.”
—“Keanu And I Both Love Pandas!” | Videogum
The Internet is Eating Me: To A Fishstick Dying Young →
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As we near the inevitable conclusion of You Look Nice Today, my feelings become too much to bear. And when that happens, you get poetry. What follows is my lament for one of the greatest podcasts of all time.
Where now is Tang Tang and rider, my son?
When comes the train to Dubai?
Where is…
Click through and read all of this immediately, thanks.
“I pair Oregon wines with pepper-crusted tuna. I use body wash with date-seed powder. I take 8,000 milligrams of Echinacea daily, for endurance. To avoid scratching my sex partners in tender areas, I keep my fingernails neatly trimmed. I button all the buttons on double-breasted pea coats—except when I sit down, when I unbutton the bottom button for more maneuverability. I give the keyboard of my office computer a weekly wipe-down.”
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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: I’m a Man Who Subscribes to Men’s Interest Magazines.
Everyone needs to read all of this right now.
“Bill Tundle is back to host but this time with a twist. This season, Bill is dressing in a more casual manner, not the stuffy Bill Tundle of seasons past. As he hosts challenges, he will present himself in many different styles of dress, sure to delight fans across the world.”
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Burning Down the House starts Friday. Get ready.
“Sometimes we’re pretty brutal, especially in our vulgarity, but we are very sincerely interested in being good people and making the world a better place. Even if we’re doing that thing where you make an okay sign with one hand and with the other hand, you make it a point, then you pretend it’s a penis going into a vagina. Even then.”
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This is a very good and thoughtful interview with Jesse Thorn. I am being serious.
